Hey bro, I drew you; oh cool, bro.
#captainamerica pillow from Costco…. Looks like Cap is having a rough day… #avengers #lol
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HAPPY AVENGERS RELEASE DAY EVERYONE!

(Source: youtube.com)

My actual life right now.

Just had a conversation with someone who said that they FELL ASLEEP IN THE AVENGERS BECAUSE IT WAS SO BORING.

They then proceeded to tell me that having aliens threaten the earth was cliche but that they really liked Green Lantern (aka, the space-alien police) and enjoyed Ryan Reynolds’ tremendous acting and was looking forward to seeing him as Deadpool.

And that Thor wasn’t a real superhero or anything and they shouldn’t’ve put him in the movie, not like he has long been established as a canonical member of the Avengers or anything.. But hey, they also said they really liked Nick Cage as Ghost Rider.

And also that they hated the new Amazing Spiderman movie.

They then proceeded to insult my personage by insisting that all of the aforementioned DC movies were based on the comics, not that I would know.
It’s not like I’ve been reading comics since I was a child. I’m a girl. That would be silly.

They concluded by saying that Marvel “f*cking sucked” and DC was way cooler because everyone knows that if you like something you have to pick a side to express it and vehemently deny the perceived opposing side rather than simply appreciate that all sides have appealing and uninteresting things to offer.

I had to walk away from this conversation.

I literally had no words that could not be expressed without caps-rage.

//rant.

I went on a date with Loki at the Heli-carrier.

We went for coffee.

And sat by the fire.

Later, he sang to me.

And said: “Let’s go to the bedroom.”

lololol. HOW MANY MEMES CAN I PUT IN ONE COMIC?

I simply HAD to comic my results from this.

inb4; Hawkeye looks like a Muppet.

If your results from the Avengers Date thingy are hilarious, let me know. Drop it in my ask box or something and I might draw it.

True story.

Today I converted my hetero, male friend into a Hiddlestoner. HE BECAME A MAN.

“He’s so perfect. I want to know what’s wrong with him. So that I can help him with his problems.”

Those were the exact words that he said, and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard. From the mouth of babes… from the mouth of babes…

(Source: trickyprincess)

TOM HIDDLESTON IS PORNOGRAPHY. IT IS CANON.

Today I found myself watching all the Loki/Tom Hiddleston gifs on the internet.

In loop.

For more than an hour.

I was late to work because I was watching behind the scenes of Avengers— to see Tom Hiddleston.

I am probably going to see the Avengers in 3D for the third time, so that I can see Loki-Tom Hiddleston again.

Lawd, please look down upon this lost child and grant her mercy.

I need help.